DAILY HUMOR: Direct from the Mobtreal Newsroom! Matt Fish Comedy Direct from the Mobtreal newsroom in rural Chicoutimi, here’s what’s almost making news this morning: A New Mexico man was arrested for having sex with a woman while driving drunk. Police say he’s the first man ever to be jailed because of supreme multitasking skills. Country singer Jewel has turned to the Bible to perfect her diet. This includes nailing herself to a cross every night before bed and treating every supper like it’s her last. Chris Brown has insisted to Los Angeles authorities that recent hit-and-run allegations made against him are totally false. In fact, he claims that his relationship with Rihanna was more of a hit-and-stay. Finally, a man in Denmark was on thin ice at a recent Beyonce concert after he slapped the pop star’s behind during a performance. When police brought him in for fingerprinting, he asked if he could keep and frame a hard copy. Please check back with us every Monday and Thursday for more Mobtreal newsroom updates! In the meantime, don’t forget to follow @afishcalledmatt on Twitter, along with the rest of the Mobtreal crew.